Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 06, 2016

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya March 29, 2018

Velcro Nugs

Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.

Shizzzzzzz bruhhhhh I got dem Velcro nugs. Whole roll da shit paper out!!!

by Dick Onchin December 02, 2021

velcro kiss

When two bearded men kiss

Got a right rash from velcro kissing all night.

by Mancwaffe January 07, 2015

Velcro underwear

When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound

Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear

Jb:ouch that sucks

by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019

velcro baby

A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.

I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.

by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014