by Mancwaffe January 6, 2015
Get the velcro kissmug. When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.
by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018
Get the Velcro facesmug. A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016
Get the Velcro wifemug. by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Velcromug. Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2021
Get the Velcro Nugsmug. by Michamus October 6, 2016
Get the Velcro Rubmug. A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.
by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014
Get the velcro babymug.