veg

A person whose life is consumed by the technology around them and becomes irritated when others suggest that they should do more with their lives.

Derives from the word, "vegetable," and is usually pronounced with a hard 'g' so as to not suggest a vagina, though it can be pronounced with a soft g.

Carl is such a fucking veg. He's always looking at his phone.

Oh my God, Mikaela literally hasn't left her house for days. She's such a veg.

by cimpleman March 7, 2017

Veg

What the cool kids call Las Vegas

Ayo we should go to veg this weekend!

by swaggy 5000 April 21, 2021

veg box

The vagina of a vegetarian. Used when the term "meat box" would be considered offensive.

"Daaaaaamn! Check out the meat box on that honey!"
"Dude, she's a vegetarian".
"Oh, did I say meat box? I meant veg box!"

by Pink Pear Apple August 22, 2012

Veg 2.0

Vegetating in front of the TV all day with a modern gadget like an iPad.

I haven't seen Frank ever since he got that new tablet, he's turned into a a real veg 2.0.

by The True Chinman August 6, 2011

Veg-abled

When the person’s mind is in a vegetative state (a person considered to be disabled) but are physically capable of every day life.

Person 1; “What is he doing? What is wrong with him?!”

Person 2; “Sorry, he is Veg-abled so he’s a little bit slow .”

by anonymous February 1, 2024

veg

Person who stands in a public place - like a vegetable - to photograph public transport, usually buses or trains. (UK)

Can also be used as the verb "to veg/vegging", meaning to take a photo of public transport.

"Look at the veg standing over there with his massive camera" - a basher

"Hold on, let me veg that Citaro over there" - a veg

by clthreeoneeight August 30, 2023

Veg

Fetch

I veg you.

by Rfrf October 4, 2023