Utahoo is a local dialect which traces its long history of oddly pronounced vowels and rushed-together phrasing back to Utah's hardy pioneering stock.
Due to the influx of outsiders into the populous Wasatch Front (Ogden south to Payson, Utah), classic Utahoo speak is increasingly found only in small hamlets and farming villages.
Due to the influx of outsiders into the populous Wasatch Front (Ogden south to Payson, Utah), classic Utahoo speak is increasingly found only in small hamlets and farming villages.
Some popular examples of Utahoo:
"Skweet" or "Squeat": "Let's go eat!"
"Guppy scum" or the even more rushed "guppiscum"="Got a piece of gum?"
"ooferingernt (OO-fer-ig-nernt"="Ooh, for IGNORANT!" (essentially a Mormon equivalent to OH NO YOU DIDN'T!)
"Lard Jesus Christ", instead of "Lord". "American Fark" instead of "Fork". "BUTT-un" instead of "button".
"Hupper", not "Hooper".
"Skweet" or "Squeat": "Let's go eat!"
"Guppy scum" or the even more rushed "guppiscum"="Got a piece of gum?"
"ooferingernt (OO-fer-ig-nernt"="Ooh, for IGNORANT!" (essentially a Mormon equivalent to OH NO YOU DIDN'T!)
"Lard Jesus Christ", instead of "Lord". "American Fark" instead of "Fork". "BUTT-un" instead of "button".
"Hupper", not "Hooper".
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Utahkistan laws prohibit the consumption of real beer or coffee, censor rated-R movies, prevent commerce on Sundays, and regulate underwear styles.
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"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."
"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."
"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations
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Get the Utahnize mug.1. A Western US State founded by LDS pioneers who moved west to escape religious persecution.
2. "A Pretty Great State"
3. A state that has a pretty good sense of humor about itself and its conservative nature and traditional values.
4. A word or state that elicits volatile responses usually laced with profanity and closed minded statements from people who say that Utahns are all close minded, and will probably give this a profanity laced "thumbs down".
2. "A Pretty Great State"
3. A state that has a pretty good sense of humor about itself and its conservative nature and traditional values.
4. A word or state that elicits volatile responses usually laced with profanity and closed minded statements from people who say that Utahns are all close minded, and will probably give this a profanity laced "thumbs down".
1. Utah is the 45th State.
2. The state motto.
3. Bebe - Frasier's unscrupulous agent: (gives an evil laugh and says very sarcastically) Well, when there's a dirty job to be done, you can't go wrong with a Mormon.
4. Closed minded ignorant comments that hint of a family tree that doesn't fork like this: "A real f*d up state. Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons." Hmmm... Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since 1890. Anyone still practicing polygamy ** IS NOT A MORMON **. Also reminds me of a favorite quote... "Profanity is the attempt a weak mind to express itself forcefully".
2. The state motto.
3. Bebe - Frasier's unscrupulous agent: (gives an evil laugh and says very sarcastically) Well, when there's a dirty job to be done, you can't go wrong with a Mormon.
4. Closed minded ignorant comments that hint of a family tree that doesn't fork like this: "A real f*d up state. Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons." Hmmm... Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since 1890. Anyone still practicing polygamy ** IS NOT A MORMON **. Also reminds me of a favorite quote... "Profanity is the attempt a weak mind to express itself forcefully".
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Get the Utah Unibrow mug.1) A state whose inhabitants, for some inexplicable reason, can all sing beautifully, are all musically inclined, and have extreme artistic talents.... believe me, it's true. Maybe they ARE following the right religion.
2) Home of Arctic Circle, fry sauce, and people who stop and stare at anyone whose skin is a shade darker than peach.
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