ur mum

The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.

"This pizza is still warm"
"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".

by p00_p00 August 30, 2006

ur a joke

ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.

"Camille ur a joke"

"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"

by ken joe April 20, 2019

Ur Mom

a big object that is as big as 2.5 whales, 5 suns, and 3.597 piles of earth
And is your mother

this is commonly used as an insult

a man: Wow that thing is big as Ur Mom wooow!
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop

later
A Man was slain by The other Man.

by Racercooper November 10, 2021

ur brother ur mother

Worse than you're mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny COMBINED.
When this phrase is uttered, the speaker immediately transcends to the next galaxy, and the sun becomes a black hole.

Ryan: ur mom gay
Ethan: ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Ethan: say it u won't
Ryan: B E T
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
*solar system collapses, universe shrinks, Ryan transcends to heaven*

by biggest-nibba-down-south May 12, 2018

Ur mom

A comeback that works for everything

Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.

by UmmTheUsernamesAreAllTaken January 9, 2016

ur mom

Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.

SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.

by Stephie Thong February 27, 2003

Dagoth Ur

An evil, artificial god of the unholy Sixth House in the fantasy computer game, Morrowind. He commands an apocalyptic legion of diseased Lovecraftian freaks and fanatical possessed followers. Dagoth Ur also lives in a volcano and is clad only in a large gold mask and kinky loin cloth.

"Dagoth Ur would far rather have you as a friend than as an enemy."

by Curt Sibling October 1, 2007