ur dad is hot

Yeah ur dad is pretty hot..

Dude Carley ur dad is hot 😍😍😍

by I❤️Hot dads a lot 😍😍 March 31, 2022

ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by anonymous May 25, 2022

UR DAD

Ur dad is a bad comeback for ur mom

brandon: ur mom
leslie: ur dad
lauren: you both are losers

by Aubreysbat November 1, 2022

Ur dad

ur mum

ur mum and ur dad

by im eating ur mum rn February 18, 2022

ur dad

ur dad😍
hes so sexy and lanky with a big ding dong😼

damn is that ur dad?
yeah it is lmao why..?

by idfknia December 24, 2021