Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?
Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke
Jayden: what?
Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke
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quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure
random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad
you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
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random dude : your dad
you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
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