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Ur mom

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom
by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019
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ur mom is fat and ugly. she likes to fuck random ppl and get money for it. my mom is the best unlike urs. btw, did u know that u were created from a one night stand of ur mo and dad and ur mom gave birth to u in a club?
ppl:omg, its ur mom
u:i know
by flkjshfjwasnkj October 28, 2019
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Me: ur mom gay
You: no u
by Killmedaddyuwu December 28, 2019
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Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made
by Pg foot February 25, 2020
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Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.
Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020
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ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________
Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.
by hm yes August 13, 2020
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wowww ur mom do be fat tho
by Lundennn September 10, 2020
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