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Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.
Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!
by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012
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Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.
My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022
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unintenuendo

An innocent phrase full of unintended innuendos.
I got new mounting brackets and insulation for my hot water pipes to keep them lifted and separated so they don't rub together and bang all night. I'm going to sleep so much better now with my plumbing properly mounted! Whoops, that was an unintenuendo.

(see Sexually Oblivious Female meme)
Unintenuendos provide great opportunities to say, "that's what she said!"
by just4titsNjiggles January 13, 2021
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Unintentional Flexing

One of the greatest honours one could receive and the highest Level of flexing when you are so fly it gives the illusion that you don't to put effort into flexing, you just flex naturally. It doesn't involve buying for the brand and the common hypebeast would be unfamiliar with this concept.
Jack: Yoooo look at Rice Gum's new oufit isn't that freshhh
Jill: Na bro it just screams supreme, how does that make it freshhh, he doesn't even look good. He's trying hard it's Inentional
Jack: Ahhh right brooo I get you!
Jill: Check out A$AP ROCKY thoughhhh freshness is in his blood. He's unintentional flexing
by FlexOffender101 July 9, 2018
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Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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Uniceps

The muscle worked when a man performs sexual activities. Also known as a penis.
So I was going to go to the gym and blast my biceps and triceps, but then your mom came over so I stayed home and worked my uniceps.
by MrBob2010 April 22, 2010
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