unicorned

Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.

Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.

by Sergeant Firewater April 4, 2010

unicorn

A mystical horse-like creature bearing a single horn filled with healing powers. Note that unicorns lay eggs on pillows at the ends of rainbows

Jacob was thrilled to spy a unicorn laying an egg.

by Cam Parm January 21, 2010

the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.

Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014

unicorn

slang for virgin or one who hasn't had sex.

Friend 1: You still a unicorn bro?
Friend 2: Nah man i fucked Ashley!

by lol123456789lol August 3, 2012

unicorn

Unicorns are Awesome.

1: OMG a unicorn
2: AWESOME!!!

by Unicorn! April 18, 2006

unicorn

an extremely attractive person that you've heard stories about and seen pictures and movies of but have never seen them in person. (just like the mythical creature the unicorn)

yeah bro i've never seen her before. Shes a total unicorn

by kimurablair November 3, 2010

unicorn

horse with horn.
SEXY.

there is a unicorn in my house.

by butty March 13, 2005