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Touchies

Intimate acts between two (or more) individuals that involve the use of his/her hands and/or mouth to provide sexual stimulation to his/her counterpart.
Having been loyal to eachother since junior high, the lovers never received touchies from anyone else.
by BrotherNovember#3 December 1, 2011
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Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.
by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008
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Touchings

small eats, snacks to have with strong alcoholic beverages.
Can i get some pickle as touchings.
Where are the touchings.
I will buy the touchings.
Who the fuck is bringing the touchings
by snazzed June 24, 2011
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touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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touchitannaa

she is a acc on #stan twitter she got in beef with useser @babbxo but she stayed on twitter
touchitannaa
by touchitanna October 14, 2020
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touching tips

The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
by Fromundo June 19, 2016
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Touchi

Touchi

From Vulgar Latin "to offend."

A misspelling of the word touché.

Sometimes confused with "touchy," which can make your statement sound inappropriate and may describe you when you realize you've used the word incorrectly.

Sometimes used by people who think they are always right.
Good point; touchi.

Ew! Don't do that to me!
by mrongey August 29, 2016
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