twitching

Active, intact, there
To be a live source

To have an active status
To generally be alive

Are you Alive and twitching?

by OnyxPanther July 29, 2021

twitching

To be alive, intact, and active
To be there
To be a functional being with a status
To be existing and not dead

Ah, you're alive and twitching!!

by OnyxPanther July 29, 2021

Thitchener

A Thitchener is a beautiful someone. Thitchener’s are smart, loyal, beautiful, and overall, great to be with. Thitchener’s will always be by your side and will never give up on you. They will lift you up when you are down, and comfort you in your lowest times. They will always be there for you. If you have a Thitchener in your life don’t let them go because you will make a mistake.

Man: I like this girl with her last name being ”Thitchener”

Other man: trust me bro go for her it’s worth it.

by Haileyslover❤️ November 19, 2023

face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.

I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

bit twitcher

Someone who makes your bits twitch.

"Bits" being your nether regions, with the twitching referring to sexual attraction.

Mostly used by women when they come across an insanely buff guy.

Shaunna: Check out that guy over there.
Heather: He's pretty hot, makes my bits twitch.
Shaunna: Definitely a bit twitcher.

by Female Human June 10, 2016

Switcher Twitcher

A cowardly man who switches football team in his late twenties and becomes a lying nervous wreck living in the shadows due to the abuse he recieves.

That Shadow of a man has changed football teams and is now a total Switcher Twitcher.....

by Foola December 12, 2017

Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)

“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”

by Squickly July 4, 2018