Twinkie

Twinkie, out of shape, easily winded after a short walk, unfit.

i am so out of shape, feeling like a twinkie.

by holyhell111 April 26, 2019

Twinky

The sexual act of finishings on your partners chest and then giving your partner a chest bump

dude I gave my girlfriend a twinky last night but afterwards we had to clean up my entire room

by BetaSixNine April 15, 2011

Twinkie

Twinkie isn't a cake, it's another term for "someone you have in common with." Because the Twinkie cakes come in packages of two, well, two people come in packages of two, as well. So if you and someone has a lot in common, that person becomes your twinkie!

Twinkies one: I like to swim.

Twinkies two: omg, me to!

Twinkies one: We are so totally twinkies!

Twinkies two: Omg!

by Coffee-Fairy-Chan March 11, 2010

twinkie

An Asian penis that's just about to ejaculate.

Tyrone: Yo how was last night you give Isabella that creampie?

Dingbang: Not exactly,

Tyrone: Well did she eat the shit out of your cock?

Dingbang: You can shit from your dingus!?

Tyrone: Nigga i'm out

Dingbang: K, well, she did eat my Twinkie.

by koobine June 8, 2016

twinkie

a bus full of white people

I really don't want to be a part of that twinkie

by a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n. February 5, 2015

twinkied

the act of getting ur asshole sucked out by a member of the opposite sex

jeremy moore got his ass twinkied by micul williams

by stinkypete666 May 19, 2003

twinkie

The stereotypical gay boy who think he's God's gift to the world. The egotistical, narcissistic pieces of shit who won't even talk to you unless they want to fuck you. They objectify all men, especially straight men, and have no qualms about sexual predation and making straight men extremely uncomfortable. The kind that will immediately block you on Grindr if you refuse to send a face pic, even if you are only looking to talk, and not for a hookup. Just like the Hostess twinkie, they taste good but have no nutritional value and are extremely bad for you in large quantities. These guys get by solely on their looks, but either they have no personality, or they are vain, shallow pieces of subhuman waste that deserve to die getting gangraped in a dark back alley. They give gay men everywhere bad names and are why religious people hate homosexuals and why there are gay concentration camps in Chechnya. Literally a blight on society and humanity as a whole.

Dude, stay away from that faggot, he's a total twinkie.

by TheRealRoman89 August 3, 2018