twenty-two

The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it

joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"

by Joncyclark November 20, 2006

four twenty

A celebrated time for potheads all around the USA (and possibly other countries) because it is believed that at 4:20, whether it be night or day, one should partake in the activity of smoking marijuana. It has practically made its self a holiday if you look at the date April 20th, which in months and days would be, in fact, Four Twenty.
Rejoice little potheads, for this might just someday be put on a calender expressly for the use of the 99 Cents store.

Bud: What time is it Mary-Jane?
Mary-Jane: *inhales* It's four twenty.

by Nameless Here Forevermore February 14, 2006

twenty-somethings

A specific demographic group, those aged 20-29. Often Obama supporters (regardless of the country they live in), heavy drinkers, users of urbandictionary.com (and the souce of all the worthwhile-to-read definitions, as opposed to the adolescents that write the unfunny definitions that either profess their love for a gf/bf or proclaim their hatred of a schoolmate), students, servers, bartenders, clubgoers, in massive debt yet still optimistic, and believe that they can change the world if they just work together (until they reach the threshold age of 30, when 98% people realize the futility of their causes).

The author of this UD definition belongs to twenty-somethings demographic.

The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 04, 2009

Twenty Fo

Adding 4 zips of codine to a deuce of yo favorite drank

You sit on twenty fos, i sip on twenty fos

by RIP-FatTone November 27, 2008

Twenty-footer

A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more.

I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was a twenty-footer.

by Tim_D September 08, 2005

Twenty Nine

The number after twenty eight and before the number thirty.

How many games do you have tomorrow?
At least twenty nine.

by Altansarnai Hasan March 21, 2019

faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"

by silent.orgasm April 20, 2009