Tweaker time

When you're high on methamphetamine and you think only a short time has passed but it has been hours.

He's always late picking me up, he's running on tweaker time.

by Jamie Jane September 25, 2017

Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.

"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*

by Zookeep January 14, 2011

tweaker pad

A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.

Livin' in a tweaker pad.

by Beezli August 09, 2007

tweaker juice

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.

Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.

by El Sadado June 17, 2008

tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

by Narfmaster July 06, 2008

Tweaker

A druggie, a not sane person, an idiot, a person who punishes another person unfairly

Student: *FART*
Teacher: Go to the office
Student: Thats not fair, you're a tweaker!
_______

Tommy: Hey, Joe, look at John today, he's like high or something!

Joe: Man, he must be a tweaker!

_________

Crazy guy: Look at the flying donuts!
Insane asylum guard: My god, he is crazy!
Insane asylum guard 2: Man, he's a tweaker!

by Nerfer9 April 28, 2009

Tweaker Treats

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.

Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021