takeshia

Sexy, intelligent dont take bs

Takeshia looks so hot

by secreat lover tt September 13, 2010

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

Take your pick

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

by fokker1337 January 24, 2008

Take it where you shake it

Similar to "get lost" or "take a hike," TIWYSI is a wildly popular expression meaning "you annoy me and I want you to go far away from this place where we are standing."

Attractive middle-aged man to a group of troublemakers congregating in front of his home: "Hey - take it where you shake it!"

by Bob43 March 17, 2008

don't make me take off my belt

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

by mister boondock February 18, 2006

Takeo

Really cool guy from Call of Duty Zombies. He is Japanese and fought against the Americans in World War II, until he was captured by Dr. Richtofen and forced to fight zombies in various locations endlessly. He is known for his funny little mustache, love of honor, ancestry, and the emperor, as well as having a sword, but not using it.

I must restart until I get Takeo

by frogsoot May 2, 2020

take a knife

If a fool takes a knife he stabs enemies in the back. A wise man will cut himself free before he wants to stab others in the back!

Take a knife, now cut yourself free!

by I, Wreckerrr July 17, 2021