turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

by rusrsrn July 28, 2020

Cock turbin

Foreskin on the Byrd region

That guy has a cock turbin

by Jeff gilooly 1993 December 23, 2017

Twin Turbine

When you're getting a blowjob, and the giver sticks their finger up your ass, which causes you to cum and shit at the same time

I was with a girl last night, and she caused me to have a twin turbine.

by Clay69 May 23, 2023

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

Turbinator

The new model, replacing Arnie as the dumbest shits alive, sent back though time to build many many corner shops. Armed with lethal BO and Poppadom bombs, don't mess with the homemade chutney.

God, these turbinators are everywhere!

by ShemShemet September 13, 2003

turdwinkle

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

by Natalie July 1, 2004

Bank turding

A form of protest in the neohippie movement and porn hippie movement against the evil economic system we live under where they throw shit at a bank and smear it on its walls and leave toilet paper that they have wiped there ass on at it's front door.

Want a do some bank turding?

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010