An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.
"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."
by The CK1 September 04, 2018
A person who makes and eats mac and cheese before playing tummy sticks with his lover. Sometimes cheese wiz is involved while playing tummy sticks during cheesy stomach.
by Asscatchems July 01, 2017
Similar to dadbod - it refers to a man his 30s who has children and also a bit of a belly on him... Usually of more a chubby man than a full blown beer gut.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019
See Tummy Sticks:
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummy's. Sticks combine with tummy's, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummy's. Sticks combine with tummy's, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy Drums (sticks)?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
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