An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.
"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."
by The CK1 September 04, 2018
A person who makes and eats mac and cheese before playing tummy sticks with his lover. Sometimes cheese wiz is involved while playing tummy sticks during cheesy stomach.
by Asscatchems July 01, 2017
Similar to dadbod - it refers to a man his 30s who has children and also a bit of a belly on him... Usually of more a chubby man than a full blown beer gut.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019
The sensation you get when you drink a lot of liquid, the tummy becomes "splashy" and can be sloshed at will.
by Horizon11O1 March 05, 2019
A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...
"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.
by kingcatIII December 31, 2022
by Dave Jenson October 24, 2007
by gobbler123 May 05, 2016