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Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
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Truefax

When something is undeniably true.
"Tom Cruise is crazy."

"Truefax!"
by HeartONTDsfm January 4, 2009
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Truffle Butter

Something so disturbing, you don't even want to know what it means.
Jake: Dude, what's 'Truffle Butter' mean??
Eli: Bro, don't even ask.
by Birkner23 March 29, 2015
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tramp's truffles

salad dodger : If you don't want those tramp's truffles, pass them over here.
by Sarah W August 23, 2005
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trufflebunny

Adjective: Overly large female who sniffs out food at every given opportunity and is somewhat obese. Tries to dress and act in a sexy manner. Generally of a pleasing disposition but really rather un-attractive, more a fag hag type but too fat to consider dating.
Dave: "Oh she's rather nice over at the buffet"

Stew: "shut up Dave, she's a trufflebunny, look at the size of her, and the size of that plate of food"
by stewnafish February 4, 2010
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truff

The 'mafia' way of saying 'true'.
Person 1- That chick is so sexy

Person 2- Truff...
by Chris S. aka. cgseif323 January 16, 2009
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truffle snuffler

someone of dubious sexuality that enjoys the pasttime of sticking their nose in their lovers ass, male or female, and rooting around for goodies
I heard that that fella over there by the dumpster wil snuffle your truffles for free...
by Paulicus August 7, 2003
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