Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Traffic Warden

The most vile of all cunts.

That Adolf Hitler was a complete fucking Traffic Warden.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

stop traffic

On point with your outer wear.

Those shoes are stop traffic.

by Mike easy 123 July 1, 2016

Traffic Vultures

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

Controlling Traffic

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

by Flash c May 11, 2011

Causing Traffic

When you're always beefing with each other and you're causing trouble, it's just like when you're on the road and in your car and people keep beeping their horns and causing traffic. People can't get through and it's a mess. It's just like someone talking about someone, and they argue back, and then someone else jumps in, and then someone else jumps in etc. Their causing traffic, and people can't get out of the mess. They can't get pass, and they can't get over the fact that there's traffic; just like when you're in the car and you just have to deal with it, because there's always traffic happening around the world.

When soo many people come to watch you fight and you start to realize that you're causing a commotion, a.k.a causing traffic. People are purposely being late and all people wanna do is watch, film, and yell world star.

by 0g.CrispyB July 14, 2016

Traffic Jamming

When you find your self in crawling traffic, so you whip out a ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.

The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.

by udaddict August 23, 2009