TPS

"Total piece of shit"

Your car is a TPS.

by JuanDeez November 08, 2003

TP

short for Trailor Park

We got this stuff straight out the TP

by Frank February 25, 2005

TP

Totally pissed.

When I found out she was actually a man dressed as a woman, I was TP.

by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

TP

Think positive

Mike-idk what to do anymore

Joe-bro just leave her tp

by Kevin_bintresshing July 18, 2018

TP

Tit pic

Guy 1: can you send me a tp girl1: eww no your gross

by Damonsekc April 03, 2017

TPS

Tiny penis syndrome

Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.

by felixombc June 25, 2014

TPS

The pseudonym TPS stands for "Tanning Per Second". It's a term used by tanning champions to clarify their listeners if today would be a brilliant day to sunbath. It scales from approximately 1-10, but what has to be taken into account is the location in the world. A TPS10 in Norway wouldn't be a TPS10 in the Sahara - obviously.

Dude 1: "Wow, have you seen the weather today?"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"

by Superhero big bad wolf June 18, 2013