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Russian Touchdown

The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.
I just gave my friend the best Russian Touchdown.
by Taint Lover December 22, 2015
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tallahassee touchdown

Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.
by Slaphappygrandpappy November 9, 2013
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Superhero Touchdown

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.
by SuperheroTouchdown October 6, 2016
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Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyesoffense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
by HarpMonger September 4, 2022
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Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024
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Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole
That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown
by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024
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