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Touchdown

Can’t wait until tomorrow when I touchdown.
by Queen Lateefah November 18, 2021
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When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024
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Touchdown

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019
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Touchdown

What the fuck are all these random definitions of touchdown. A touchdown is when you get into the end zone in football not some random definition of shit. Seriously this website has turned into a site where people look up random vulgar shit.
First nigga Did you hear jimmy got a 80 touchdown.

Other nigga Daaaaaammmmmn
by Skibidi toilet lover November 28, 2023
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Touchdown

What the fuck are all these random definitions of touchdown. A touchdown is when you get into the end zone in football not some random definition of shit. Seriously this website has turned into a site where people look up random vulgar shit.
First nigga Did you hear jimmy got a 80 touchdown.

Other nigga Daaaaaammmmmn
by Skibidi toilet lover November 28, 2023
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Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole
That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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Tenth Grade Touchdown

The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.

While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.

Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”
by MWSbro August 9, 2021
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