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Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.
Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.
by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018
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Toothbrush Jamming

When a person's brushing their teeth and gets bored so he tries to make music out of the beats and rhythm of the brush noises .
Mom : Eldridge did you brush your teeth ?
Eldridge : Yeah Mom couldn't you hear me toothbrush jamming ?
by SiddyBoo October 10, 2015
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Taiwanese Toothbrush

A scatological activity where one person defecates on a toothbrush and has their partner brush their teeth with it.
Person 1: "Want to try the Taiwanese Toothbrush?"
Person 2: "Sure, but we're not using my toothbrush."
by HeartFailure March 10, 2022
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Furry Toothbrush

Occurs when a rude, dirty roommate proceeds to trim her bangs and sprinkle them on your precious toothbrush
Jeezus, that dirt ball gave me furry toothbrushes again.
by B-Obams May 8, 2009
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Meat Toothbrush

I stuck my meat toothbrush in her mouth
by JB371PEQUANNOCK July 1, 2009
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Acoustic Toothbrush

A non-electric toothbrush.
My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.
by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021
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California Toothbrush

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019
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