ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

by Prometheus February 17, 2003

Shit-ton

A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.

PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.

by Commo God March 8, 2011

betting ton

When something great happens or is in agreement

Ex: $20! Betting ton

by Young g April 22, 2014

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

tons of fun

A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.

Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!

John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.

by Cako September 4, 2005

MAN-TON

The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.

dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.

by JOSHZ May 13, 2006

Cunt Ton

Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.

Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.

by ElOjo May 20, 2011