by Prometheus February 17, 2003
Get the ass ton mug.A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.
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Get the betting ton mug.Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
by djsyndo October 11, 2010
Get the shit ton mug.A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
by Cako September 4, 2005
Get the tons of fun mug.The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
by JOSHZ May 13, 2006
Get the MAN-TON mug.Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
by ElOjo May 20, 2011
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