Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

Sugar toddler

A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.

John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.

Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.

by mike96pi January 4, 2021

Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Sweeney Toddler

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.

-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.

by Acephalism February 25, 2011

food toddler

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.

I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!

by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Cum craving toddler

A toddler who likes cum

A cum craving toddler

by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020