it’s enough to make a grown man cry

a phrase the describes something very emotional, something that is enough to make a grown man cry.

“it’s enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS man! get back in there tear”

by Cramlord November 21, 2019

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.

A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

by Definition giver February 15, 2020

take the man in the boat to tuna town

see Man in the boat

by Nardone December 22, 2002

selling buicks to the tidy bowl man

vomiting repetitively into a commode, especially from a kneeling position

Party like you're rich - then earn your money back by selling buicks to the tidy bowl man!

by AllenMK March 18, 2010

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018