Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.

She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.

by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014

Tissue Princess

A person who is prone to crying or being sad and/or takes pleasure from doing so and receiving attention from doing so.

TissuePrincess: My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm lonely and I have nothing in my life going well for me
NormalPerson: Stop being such a Tissue Princess

by Zakariski June 6, 2007

erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism January 11, 2008

wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

Tissue True

When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.

When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.

by Pawpeysid December 9, 2009

Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup May 4, 2011

tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013