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Timothy McVeigh

Some dude who got pissed off at the government for burning down the house owned by David Koresh on April 19, 1993.

He was so pissed off that on the second aniversery of the Koresh incident (April 19, 1995) he made a bomb out of a truck and used it to blow up the governments fedral building in Oklahoma City.

In the process, he killed 168 people. It was the deadliest act of terrorism in the United States before 9/11.

To top it all off, 19 of the 168 people killed were Toddlers, located in the Day Care portion of the building.

McVeigh was executed in 2001.
Jim: Haha Timothy McVeigh is awesome. He killed toddlers. He's my idol.

Janie: Shut Up! That isn't funny you douchebag!
by Whateveren April 17, 2008
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the timothy

The act in which a man poops on a bald mans head (named timothy) and creates a smily face using his penis
A great thing to do when fealing down, the timothy give a bald man a smile
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Timethief

An annoying internet Troll who hides behind many anonymous fake avatars, otherwise known as the invisible copy & paste buffoon. She seems to think everyone else is wrong and she alone is right but first she has to run a Google search so she doesn't sound like she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. After all she has to keep face in the community. Definitely an old dried up wrinkled faced woman, who's days of youth are gone and now waste her time trying to compete with women half her age. Just randomly name any country in the world and she'll tell you she visited or vacationed there too. Yet everyone already realizes she doesn't know shit.
by xena777 December 11, 2011
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trimethylpolysiloxane

It is sweat from the small of a rapist's back.
The ingredients for the one-step skin cleaning solution include cyclomethicone, diphenylpolysiloxane, cetearyl dimethicone (a product of General Electric Co.), trimethylpolysiloxane and mixtures thereof.
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timathy

Aye that nigga a Timathy
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Timothy Treadwell

Born Timothy Dexter. Classic narcissist. Reformed alcoholic and drug addict, might not have entirely straightened out. Claimed, without verification, to have been the theoretical second choice for the role of Woody Harrelson's character, "Woody" Boyd, in Cheers. Became a wacky pseudo-environmentalist wingnutscrewballsup who travelled to Alaska from round about 1990 to his death in 2003 to try to get ... close to ... bears. Documented his exploits on videocam, some of said footage making the guts of Werner Hertzog's biopic "Grizzly Man". Ended up doing a Michael Jackson impression over steaming bear shit. Came to believe he was the bears' last good hope, and started ranting on-camera against the wildlife service, humanity in general, et cetera.

In the autumn of 2003 he tried heading back south to be with his family or other friends; at the airport he got into a towering rage with somebody and failed to board the plane, instead returning to the Alaskan lake shore where he had spent the summer. Unfortunately and despite his assumed name, in so doing he didn't tread very well at all. In the meantime his favourite bear clan had all gone into hibernation and another group had moved in to time-share the place, where a few weeks later Treadwell was reminded of the six basic relationships an animal species may have with other animals in the wild: you ignore it, it picks off your parasites, you pick off its parasites, you fuck it, you eat it, it eats you. This list included the last option, and unfortunately he had taken his latest girlfriend along for the ride as well. After the bears had dined on long pig to their hearts' content the park rangers arrived to collect the leftovers and shoot the bears.

Living proof (better still, dead proof) that you shouldn't believe everything you see on Walt Disney movies.
I wanted to be an eco-warrior when I was younger, but then I heard about Timothy Treadwell and wizened up.
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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Timothy Spall

Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"
Sell, sell, fucking sell!!!
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