Telesexual

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

by Fraknor April 12, 2008

teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

Tiler

Tiler is nice, sweet, loving, kind, etc. You will love him due to his personality and looks which is why he is a great friend and boyfriend. If you need help or if you need someone to be with, find a Tiler. Tiler will help you with anything no matter what and he will always be there for you. Tiler also gives good advice like motivational quotes, something that you might’ve done wrong that you should’ve done right, or any kind of tips. Tiler is also a really funny guy. Tiler is like Tyler but spelt with an I instead of Y.

*Not to be confused with a tiler (someone who lays tile)

Girl: Hey Tyler, I wrote you a love letter. I hope you like it.
Tiler: Thanks but that’s not how you spell my name.
Girl: WDYM?
Tiler: My name is spelt differently. It’s T I L E R and not T Y L E R.
Girl: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to spell your name wrong.
Tiler: It’s OK, there’s nothing to be sorry about. This happens to me all the time.

by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF June 1, 2022

Guardian Tales

It is an RPG video game made by KakaoGames (branch of the Korean company Kakao) , it is a mix of different elements consisting of a gacha system for summoning heroes and items , a well-written story about the adventures of a knight and the princess of Kanterbury kingdom to save the world from the invaders which consist of two seasons (second season is unfinished yet) along with side stories and many references to other games and movies (think of it as a parody to these games and movies) , a great guild system , multiplayer elements (Arena modes and Co-op) etc. , however the people in the EU server have autism and the Asia 1 and 2 servers are filled with whales which makes multiplayer pointless , the game at first is fun and have a nice feel when playing it until you face your greatest enemy , end game , when in end game you are expected to have the best heroes and the best items in the game , its by the way free to play on the App Store for IOS and PlayStore on android and on Bluestacks for PC. Remember to save gems and gold :) .

Guy 1 : hey Guy 2 , wanna 1v1 me on Guardian Tales?

Guy 2 : you better prepare yourself for my new meta formation.

Guy : I am enjoying Guardian Tales , the story is fun and the heroes are awesome!

Guy : I like Bob

by Guardian Bob of Kanterbury April 5, 2023

Dead Men Tell No Tales

A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.

So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 29, 2007

Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents

Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened

by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016

Tilen

The most beautiful boy in the world with big brown eyes in which you just get lost in. Very funny, smart, nice and adorable. Tilen is the best boyfriend and lover anyone could want.

Tilen is perfect ♡

by pipi ♥ May 4, 2014