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Tiger Woods Status 

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
Tiger Woods Status by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010

Tiger Woods Status 

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.
Joe Paterno now has [Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status
Tiger Woods Status by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Tiger Woods Special 

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
Tiger Woods Special by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 

Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.
"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"

"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."

Tiger Woods tap in 

A very easy shot or tap in goal in a soccer or hockey game. Often scored by amateurs or bench players.
1-
kyle misses game winning open net shot....

chris: "Damn it kyle that was a Tiger Woods tap in!"

2-
sam: " ya i had the game winning goal last night"

joe: "i heard it was a Tiger Woods tap in...."

sam: "Uh um ya but it was awesome, you had to be there"

tiger woods move 

when a male seems perfectly happy with a female, but then proceeds to explore other opportunities with other females, then after getting caught, goes back to the original female. The original female then forgives the male and everything of the past is therefore erased.
Guy 1: "Josh was going out with Lisa, but made out with Renee. Lisa then confronts Josh about this. Josh then says sorry, and Lisa forgets that anything ever happened."
Guy 2: "Classic Tiger Woods Move."
tiger woods move by 4 B4W$ October 10, 2011