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cunt thumper

Noun. The cuntiest cunt of all.
Anna’s mom Jackie is an absolute cunt thumper.
by Captblack85 March 16, 2019
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Bible Thumper

That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace
by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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bible thumper

two definitions:

1) Someone who is extremely evangelical in their religious belief. Many of them believe that their denomination is the one true denomination, and all others are wrong or evil. They try to make you feel like your life is a waste and use scriptures that have nothing to do with what they're saying to "explain" themselves.

2) Someone who screws with a very religious person.
Dude 1: "dude, freaking bible thumpers don't know what they're talking about!"

Dude 2: "dude, you are a bible thumper! Didn't you get with that devout christian girl?
by TechnoForEver July 9, 2009
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Bible Thumper

a christian male or female whos view of right and wrong is completely out of wack.believes that every single thing in the bible is a law to be followed or you go to hell.(im christian, but these biblethumpers are just psycotic)
i bet a bible thumper would read that part of the bile that says you can enslave your family and would do it.

bible thumper:you cant watch south park!its against christianity!!your going to hell!
me:dude, where does it say in the bible i cant watch a tv show?
by the rekad playa July 12, 2004
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Thumpermaiting

i hope Kelly is down with thumpermaiting...i sure do enjoy it
by Etha Frenz January 24, 2010
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Thumbtractive

The ability to look physically attractive or appealing in reduced-size versions of pictures (e.g. thumbnails), but not necessarily in larger sized pictures or in real life.
A: Wow! Whos that hot facebook friend of yours?

B: She's not really hot, she's just thumbtractive.
by CareWeare December 30, 2010
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Dirty Thumbprint

Sex act in the same realm of the "Dirty Sanchez" and other named acts/descriptions. A sexual act that occurs when a couple is engaged in doggy style sex. The male inserts his thumb into the anus of the female during vaginal intercourse. When she turns her head around to see what happened, he makes a poop thumbprint on her forehead.
"I was so into it when he was fucking me from behind that I barely noticed his thumb in my ass. When I turned around to ask him to fuck me harder, he gave me the dirty thumbprint."
by RHGF04 July 18, 2006
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