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Anonymous messageboard at the yellow5.com website. Common hangout for trolls, hackers and penguins.

Also see, Pokey the penguin, meme, eigenvector girl.

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Don't lie to me Gustav, you're a stinking mac user!

by No_Phreaking_Way February 26, 2004

thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.

Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

/thread

When someone kills a thread with the perfect answer. Therefore there is no reason for this thread to still be open.

Random guy seeking sex advices: How would I go about approaching an Islamic girl at college?

Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.

Randomg Guy #3: /thread

by masongr July 7, 2014

thread-shitting

Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.

Example post for thread-shitting:

"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."

by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008

Thread Jacking

Taking over a thread on a message board by taking a part of the original posted topic, twisting it around and "hijacking" the thread itself. What happens is that the original content contained in the post becomes moot and whatever the "Thread Jacker" has manipulated the content to be becomes the new content thereby "hijacking" the original intent of post. People now respond to the "thread jacker's" input and the that becomes the focus of the tread.

LK25 did an excellent job of thread jacking Koko's post on Dennis Landolt.

Koko's posted topic on Dennis Landolt (PSU Football player) and comments regarding his development on Penn States FOS site becomes indictment of whole offensive line:

KokobewareHI: "Why do I feel like this thread is about to get hijacked? What happened to my original question?"

PSUnittany: "LK25, the thread was about Landolt & his progress...and (of course) you spin it into another "the staff is lazy at recruiting - we are doomed!" threads...It's so tiresome. Please link me to any threads that you don't hijack & ruin. Thank you."

OCCalif: "Although LK25 has jacked this thread to a degree, I feel his concerns are somewhat valid- we should be concerned about our offensive line."

by s6 October 3, 2006

Pushing Thread

the need to drop a "deuce" so badly that that it is sticking out and touching the thread of one's undergarment.

Hey Phil, where's the shitter,? I'm pushing thread.

by PJ Barstow November 24, 2011

threads

n. fancy clothes

hey, don't touch the threads

by reptiles October 4, 2002