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dirty thaddeus

Viscously fucking someone's throat while choking them then cumming all over their face and slapping them with your cock
He gave me a dirty Thaddeus but was nice enough to hold my hair
by Thewhoreshaveeyes March 30, 2020
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Thad

A unique and musical creature with lots of emotional and mental baggage. Will go far, but will do it very loud and obnoxiously. A great creature to hang out with, makes the party lite and fun, but doesn't mind being a real doucher when he deems it necessary. Know a Thad? Lucky you, a rare find.
Was his name Thad? Cool!

Thad is the man! but kind of an a-hole ...
by RushCandlewick December 13, 2009
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Thoat

Thoat (n.)
1. Ebonically derived from the term throat

2. Some exceptionally great oral sex.

Thoat (v.)
1.The act of performing exceptionally good oral sex

The term is said to originate in the Southeastern part of the United States.
"BOY, I'll ring your thoat!"

"BOY, I just got me some of that thoat!"

"Baby, come thoat me real quick.."
by SladeTheSupreme September 21, 2017
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Thad

A man described in the recent 2015 PSAT test to have bought $45 worth of cookies and water. Recently served as an inside joke among test takers to confuse adults.
I think that the character that most describes me is Thad- we have similar monetary habits.
by Caysex mang December 7, 2015
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thoat

Hey, bitch, bring yo'thoat over here, I'm bout to bust a nut.
by Evull-E November 4, 2004
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thoat

The preferred mount of Green Martian warriors as imagined and described by Edgar Rice Burroughs in his 1912 sci-fi classic "Princess of Mars".

"...and his mount! How can earthly words describe it! It towered ten feet at the shoulder; had four legs on either side; a broad flat tail, larger at the tip than at the root......Like its master, it was entirely devoid of hair, but was of a dark slate color and exceedingly smooth and glossy. Its belly was white, and its legs shaded from the slate of its shoulders and hips to a vived yellow at the feet."

More recent writers and filmakers have borrowed heavily from Burroughs' Mars series. Jabba's sail barge, land speeders, and everpresent swordplay in Star Wars being notable examples.
Two of these animals had fallen to me from the warriors whose metal I wore, and in a short time I could handle them as well as the native warriors........If the thoats did not respond with sufficient celerity to the telepathic instructions of their riders, they were dealt a terrific blow between the ears with the butt of a pistol.......
by Silverbullet November 14, 2006
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Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male
Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet
by trout96 September 8, 2013
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