A Wilson is a certain kind of person. Usually the person freaks out when he sees a certain car (usually camaros). The person also mentions that he will be getting a new car everyday, and that his mother has seen one for him. This car usually turns out to be too expensive. This person also claims to have a penis in excess of 24". This person claims that he's had sex with 4.2 billion girls.
by gary max larson February 17, 2008
Get the Wilsonmug. The act of ejaculating into ones hand, and then smearing your jizz covered palm into the woman's face while screaming "Wilson!"
by Fuzzycashew January 4, 2016
Get the The Wilsonmug. The name applied to anything of great personal value that is just out of your grasp, whose collection or loss will ultimately lead to an emotional episode; often spoken passionately like Tom Hanks calling for Wilson in the Ocean.
Time: "It's almost 5pm. Almost there, weekend!! WILSON!!!"
Possession: "I bumped into the counter and a bottle of wine fell off towards the floor, so I dove to try and catch it....but Wilson was just out of reach, and shattered onto the floor. Sad day."
Possession: "I bumped into the counter and a bottle of wine fell off towards the floor, so I dove to try and catch it....but Wilson was just out of reach, and shattered onto the floor. Sad day."
by Noah Webster VII March 11, 2013
Get the Wilsonmug. by pEoPlE_wOrDs October 24, 2019
Get the Wilsonmug. OMG, your baby's so wilson. (Looks like a splotchy red on pasty white beat up vollyball and you aren't quite sure what end the doctor slapped.)
by SO93 April 19, 2018
Get the Wilsonmug. by Rhetoric4 November 29, 2016
Get the Wilsonmug. A Wilson is someone who rejects everything Mexican, aside from tacos, burritos and the Mexican Lawnmower
"Uh I'm such a Wilson"
by Scandurralover9000 March 28, 2022
Get the Wilsonmug.