Vag Tang

Vag Tang is when a female lightly seasons her genitalia with Montreal steak seasoning. She then uses a meat tenderizer to make her genitalia loose and juicy. Once she finishes the first two steps, she then uses a basting brush to spread a tangy sauce of her choosing to suit the needs of her mate. It can either taste delicious or repulsive depending on who is doing the eating.

Barbra basted her vagina with barbecue sauce because her husband wanted to try the famous Vag Tang.

by Hot dog willy September 13, 2015

vag it out

to give birth.

"I'm just going to suck it up, vag it out and then sell it."

(karen from shameless talking about how she's going to not get an abortion and give birth instead.)

by spunkychick June 12, 2012

Vag Amnesia

When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia

John hooked up with Jessie and now it's like he has total vag amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005

vag hands

While ass fucking a slut, the gentleman sticks his entire hand in the vagina and masturbates through the anal-vaginal wall (Internal taint).

Why do my vag hands smell my asshole....Did I do it backwards?

by gangstavag September 25, 2010

Vag breathe

Having sex so your vagina airs out.

"Girl, you need to get laid and let your vag breathe"

by bobbybaboso July 19, 2009

Vag Puppet

Using your fingers to manipulate the labia while making voices.

So he starting tugging on my vagina and said, "Ooota goota Solo?" Then asked if Greedo wanted Eskimo kisses. I got really freaked out when he asked who Seymour was! Its like he was playing with a Vag Puppet.

by Plang00d January 13, 2009

Lemon Vag

The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.

Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?

Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.

by lostlast May 2, 2012