Anchorage Steamer

Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you whilst casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness.

Sarah Palin just laid an Anchorage Steamer on that show!

by lennydan January 20, 2011

LeBron Steamer

Holding a press conference on ESPN to announce that you are signing with the Miami Heat and not the Cleavland Cavaliers. Figuratively defecating on the city of Cleavland.

Me: Can you believe that jerk LeBron James?
Cleavland Guy: He just gave us the LeBron Steamer.

by Ray Ray Jefferson July 10, 2010

minnesota steamer

taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing

dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye

by mark koran November 16, 2006

launch a steamer

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Ball Steamer

When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional

I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.

by SmuglyRose December 10, 2021

Bean Steamer

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Hendry Steamer

A cocktail that looks like a poo floating in the toilet. Named after the famous Matt Hendry after leaving a floater in a toilet in surfers paradise for 3 days.

It consists of Midori, Redbull, Kahlua, and 1 bite sized picnic bar.

A) Dude, have you tasted the hendry steamer ? it tastes so much better than it looks.

B) Hey bro, lets order a round of Hendry Steamer's.

by Bongus_Man August 17, 2008