Simon

A sad lil bitch who wants to suck toes for money

Yo Simon suck my toe jam

by Fatyumboi September 17, 2018

Simone

One of the biggest snakes you will ever meet. All the Asians seem to like her. She likes to harass her friends in her spare time and laughs at how ridiculous she thinks they are. She seems to have extremely soft hair that appears to become more blonde every day. She usually takes and has really funny and bad pictures of her friends at all times so she can embarrass them when they make her mad or embarrass her. She is a great friend and whoever is lucky enough to get close to her will love her like we do <3

Tim: hey do you like burgers?
Simone: shut the fuck up.

by thomas696969 November 27, 2013

Simon

A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.

Simons stop class because they feel like it.

by Brezok February 20, 2020

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 19, 2019

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018

Simon

That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.

oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...

by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016