earth seizure

An earthquake

Guy: Danm that earth seizure last night was powerful.

Friend1: Danm Straight ikr!

by YukinanaKairiKaoru October 27, 2012

seizure dreaming

the act of sudden jolts and movements while asleep, most likely occurring in a nightmare that your body is trying to wake up from, though it is not an actual seizure

"+ are you okay? what happened last night?"

"- yeah, im fine. i think i was having a seizure dream."

--

"+ what is he doing?"

"- i think he's seizure dreaming. help me wake him up."

by insignificänt September 7, 2020

shit seizure

Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.

Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Terracotta Seizure.

The Random Spasming of Random Letters. Usually over the internet, Sometimes in real life.

Hello!
What's Up?
fgnekovmerverk.

Oh my. Not another Terracotta Seizure.

by Ohaiguysit'sGlee. April 5, 2011

Bruh Seizure

When you see or hear something so stupid it makes you Bruh Seizure; similar to a facepalm but more extreme.

When you portray a bruh seizure, you shake and repeat “bruh” over and over.

Teacher: you have 2 essays due tomorrow
Brody: dude I’m gonna have a bruh seizure

by Sam1d September 29, 2019

Seizure House

When a house is decorated for a holiday (Christmas, Halloween, ect.) so brightly that it could trigger a seizure.

You can always tell it's the holiday season when you lose your sight due to your neighbor's Seizure House.

by Scottieboo November 29, 2011