What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
Get the Schedulingmug. A particularly work schedule defined by a high degree of remote/telecommuting, flex time, and having considerably fewer working hours than the universally accepted 40-hour work week. The name comes from workers generally wearing (bath) robes during their working hours, since they're often conducting business from home.
Popularized mostly by developers, writers, and other professionals who are able to work remotely and do not require to be physically present in order to do their jobs, and who also generally produce no more than 4-5 hours of creative work per day.
Famous examples of people on the Robe Schedule include: Stephen King, Hugh Hefner, Tim Ferris, and several others.
Popularized mostly by developers, writers, and other professionals who are able to work remotely and do not require to be physically present in order to do their jobs, and who also generally produce no more than 4-5 hours of creative work per day.
Famous examples of people on the Robe Schedule include: Stephen King, Hugh Hefner, Tim Ferris, and several others.
Edward's performance has clearly improved since hopping on a robe schedule last year.
I dream of the day when I can get on a robe schedule and stop going to these endless, pointless meetings!
I dream of the day when I can get on a robe schedule and stop going to these endless, pointless meetings!
by Snedward March 15, 2019
Get the Robe Schedulemug. by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025
Get the James sleep schedulemug. "Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
Get the dead on my own schedulemug. by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022
Get the Leap Schedule Daymug. Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
Get the Smash Schedulemug. A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
Get the Pussy-Ass Schedulemug.