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Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.
My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again
Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.
by Socky Joe July 2, 2025
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James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.
Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that
by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025
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.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
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.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.
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Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
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Scheduled hangout

Defines an occasion in university commonly referred to as a class or lecture that does not qualify the expectations that the students have.
These expectations are built based on the importance that is given to these moments in academic life. It feels like it is gonna be so special because it only occurs once a week, ( but be filled with intellectual heaviness, intense preparation,life changing content, and require a long digesting time).
It is on multiple digital agendas in the students own agendas and in the social agenda, there is a room officially booked and a higher education individual leading the class.
This class, repeated over weeks, has continuously the same impact on the students life's / career as a hangout or a casual get-together would have.
The exercises that are proposed come in a format that adds to the feeling of casualty, lack of excitement, lack of importance and lack of commitment by the people involved. So with time, students start to associate these classes with hangout moments where talking about their own lifes while snacking and doodling is the focal point.
This expression can be used in conversations referring to a class / event that will turn out very similar to a hangout :
Example - Hey are you free tomorrow morning?
- No sorry, I have a scheduled hangout to attend.
by mada16 December 12, 2023
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