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Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
by xWhatDa December 5, 2022
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Lear pressure

Lear pressure refers to the influence exerted by Chris Lear in encouraging a person to change his or her attitudes, values, or behavior in order to continue a night beyond what is healthy or morally acceptable.
Due to significant Lear pressure, Sels failed his degree.
by I've been leared February 25, 2010
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pressure kickflip

A skateboarding flip trick similar to a kickflip. The difference is that there is no pop (ollie.) The trick is usually preformed coming out of a grind. The board essentially falls off of the object (ledge/etc.) and flips.

Popularized by such skaters as Rick Howard and Marc Johnson. And is not to be mistaken for a "pressure flip" which is an entirely different trick.
Did you see MJ's opener in Fully Flared? He did a grind on a bent over parking post with a pressure kickflip out.
by nocturnal March 3, 2008
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Pair Pressure

When a girl has a great PAIR of tits that pressure you subconsciously into doing things to impress her.
I swear I wasn't going to smoke that night but when Jennifer gave me a cigarette I couldn't resist the Pair Pressure
by Kreyna April 24, 2017
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pressure tank

Term coined in the fall of 2006, indigenous to the Southern California region. To receive a blow job while doing a keg stand. Cannot be released from keg stand until orgasm/climax has been achieved.
When Liz lost the bet, she had to give him a pressure tank at the next kegger
by MarkInMalibu May 12, 2007
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pressure test

Fill a girls vagina, ass and mouth with a big cocks simultanously...
3 of us fucked this bitch and we gave her the pressure test
by the voyer August 17, 2003
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pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009
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