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money pouch

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)
by Calooch March 4, 2008
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Primordial pouch

that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant
person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that
by Walrus64 February 16, 2021
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Tuna Pouch

A slang term or euphemism for "vagina."
Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.

Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.
by BigDeff72 June 28, 2015
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Kidney pouches

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.
Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.
by xDCJx April 29, 2007
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Barbarian pouch

1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house
If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.

Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol
by schazenfraud April 14, 2022
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Nerd Pouch

A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.

The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.

Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
by FalconDEW December 15, 2010
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