dope octopus

A large testicle with scraggly pubes.

Look at that girl's hair, dude! It's like a dope octopus!

by kenass June 29, 2016

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Sticky octopus

When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.

I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.

by Frank-n-beans June 5, 2016

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Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.

Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.

by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021

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Full Octopus

When your party of eight is finally together.

Now that the two of you have joined the six of us we are at full octopus!

by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017

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octopus man

a man/woman who has sex with lots of men/women lots of times in one day. octopus man can either be a man or a woman. a bigger version of a slut or whore

man 1: dude wheres daren?
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.

by wisdomess June 14, 2011

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The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.

Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"

by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009

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