Monster

An energy drink sent from heaven as proof that God loves us.
Gives you a large buzz of energy drink; Good for parties.
Dude, you wanna go buy a monster or two before we get to the party?
by ROKR May 25, 2008
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MONSTER

An amazing rock/metal band that was created in Wall, NJ in 2008. The band has insane guitar solos, virtually impossible drum licks, and bizarre time signatures that would impress even Dream Theater. They are also currently releasing an EP. Their style is a mixture of Metallica, AIC, RHCP, RATM, Tool, and Megadeth. While most of the time they play metal heavily rooted in the 80's, some of their songs also incorporate aspects such as rap-metal, and just simple rock music from the 90's and today. Known for extremely technical songs, the musicians are all of high skill level and with the departure of their first singer, they are seeking a new vocalist that can "destroy all other singers," and a suitable rhythm guitarist (considering that most of their songs require backing guitar or harmonized solos.) Fans and critics alike hail them as the "next Metallica, but with more difficult songs."
"Fuck, our song is only seven minutes long!" -MONSTER
"Why is my amp turned down to eight...??? Who the hell did this?"-Guitarist of MONSTER
"Shit, was the verse in 13/8 or 15/16 time???"-Drummer of MONSTER
by MONSTERfan January 07, 2009
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MONSTER

Far beyond the normal or proper degree of.
1. d00d: That bitch got some nice tittays. I'd sex the bejeesus outta those.
mang: Shit. I'd MONSTER R0MP that.

2. d00d: Did you bang her hard?
mang: Mang! I MONSTER R0MPED that bitch.
by Furious Masturbater April 07, 2004
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monster

a hideous human being. used for girls that look ugly
miguel: "damn look at that baddie perla she bad asf"
justin: "nigga that hoe is a monster under all that makeup"
miguel: "AHHHHHH MONSTER KILL HER"
by monstasEVERYWHERR February 27, 2023
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Monster

The best energy drink ever made
It's like redbull on crack
College Student/IB Student drug of choice.
"So, in the past 3 days I've had 3 hours of sleep and 9 Monsters, which is the only reason i'm currently functioning"
by Minnie Mouse On Crack September 26, 2007
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The Monsters

A homosexual "rock and roll'' band from the small town of Roanoke Virginia. They are heavily influenced by drugs and homosexuality, and often play at gay pride events. Formally known as "The Boogie Monsters" they were forced to change they're name because of a heterosexual group with a larger following. The Monsters, are a decent gay trip rock band with a small following with love for men and drugs.
The Monsters rocked so hard at the park last night they sounded just like a gay version of 3 Doors Down mixed with Cher!!!!!!
by Sharky Tooth May 23, 2009
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Monster

An energy drink high in sugar, caffeine, taurine, and guarana.
it comes in large cans and because of the size makes them taste terrible.
What are you drinking?

A monster

can i have some

Hellz no Byotch!
by Yellow35 March 17, 2008
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