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mitch

a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole
by tijah October 29, 2008
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Mitch

A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.

Quit being such a Mitch
by celeste2008 April 7, 2008
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mitched

when someone backs out of an agreement or bet.
"Dude, James isn't going to do it."
"dammit, we've been mitched again."
by Nick the Enforcer January 24, 2009
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mitch

Sheriff bill is being a real mitch today
by dirtboy June 19, 2014
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Mitch

"Do you know Andrew Cameron? He's such a fucking Mitch."
by Mj9067 February 23, 2015
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mitch

Abbreviation on Michelin Man. This name can be used to describe a large person with rolls of flab.
"Man, who is that huge woman?"
"Oh, that's Mitch... I mean Sue..."
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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Mitch

Someone who constantly makes excuses as to why he can't go do shit with his homies. Basically a Man bitch
Hince the name
Homie-"Dude lets go sky diving!"
Mitch-"ah man idk I gotta do laundry and feed my fish"
Homie- "damn, don't me such a Mitch"
by The guy with awesome words April 28, 2014
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