The Metric System

Communist bullshit

I asked for directions in France and some frog sonuvabith told me to go 3 kill-o-meeters, I can't believe those commie bastards actually use The Metric System over there.

by Lt_Allah June 18, 2017

Pedal to the metal

for Brazilians (cariocas specially and often) - to shoot everything that moves as an order to kill

"zero-one, I think I can kill two rabbits with one strike here... "
"That's 100%, 14?"
"'Skull' my captain."
"Pedal to the metal."

by Cap. Nascimento November 10, 2007

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

the metallo

it is when a person makes a poopy in their pants.

tom just had the metallo

by pompoms 4 life June 19, 2007

the metaphysical bin

A place that exists when your so high, you can perceive through time and space.

*paralysed* “boys, I’m in the metaphysical bin”

by B&Q September 16, 2021

The meth army

50m men with $52.2m per hour who shit $13000⁰⁰ per year always on amphetamine

The meth army will overload court docket phone lines and complaint board when enraged close businesses or at worst use pdws in trial by combat sometimes also or mk6

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

The method

The act of pissing in a condom, freezing it, and then using it to pleasure oneself.

David: "George, I just did the method, and I'm never going back!"
"I told you it was good!"

by Sneakylilbish198 September 17, 2022