matrixing

The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.
"Plug my matrix into the matrixing agent"
==> "Plug my laptop power cable into the wall socket."
by Brad & Scot May 08, 2005
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matrixed

When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
by BigRick2008 May 23, 2017
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The Matrix

Cool program that allows you to load stuff into your brain really fast.
Shit!? I know tai-kwan-do!
by Mr. Andersson. November 15, 2003
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Matrix

A nickname for Shawn Marion, a basketball player in the NBA.
The nickname was given to him by former player and announcer Kenny "The Jet" Smith in reference to a pseudo-intellectual kung-fu movie who's special effects have gone from innovative to common.
The Matrix hits a three-pointer!
by Owning It August 24, 2008
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Matrix

is something that provides support or structure, especially in the sense of surrounding and/or shaping.
It's all around us...We just have to learn to see it!
by j December 14, 2004
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The Matrix

A guy on the G4 forums who is banned a lot. He also does stuff some times.
"DILLIGAF?" - The Matrix
by The Thief March 03, 2004
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MATRIX

to all those who don't understand what the matrix was about, why don't you check out www.davidicke.com , now THAT will really blow your mind
I read Icke's "Children Of The Matrix" and now I know what's going on!
by spellbreaker August 29, 2003
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