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Bitch Mangle

To maneuver clumsily.
Mike flaked out so we had to bitch mangle the piano into the house ourselves.
by ceilingsbro1 December 10, 2018
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dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.
“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night
by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018
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mangled hangry

Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.
"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".
by asshole rick December 7, 2019
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Mangled

Three definitions

1. Stoned

2. Blackout Drunk

3. That one song where Nathan Sharp kidnapped Matpat
1. Woah dude I was totally mangled that party

2. Nah man your mangled rn

3. You know that song mangled? Where Matpat was kidnapped of course! Why are you scared?
by Victorious_o_o_o_oooooo January 24, 2021
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mangled cunt

When someone does something fucked up or fucken sick

Usually said by @BenSlade @TravisHyslop or @AlexDodd
Did Nate milk his hurt arm?

Fucken oath

What a mangled cunt
by Fucken oath the boys May 18, 2017
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Mangle

Guy 1: aw man I just mangled my friend’s sunglasses
Guy 2: aw yeet
Guy 3: *high pitch screaming*
by Mrs. Cratchit December 8, 2018
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Mangle

Someone who gets around but is ugly
Larissa is a massive mangle
by Googledairy12e November 6, 2018
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