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mangled hangry

Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.
"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".
by asshole rick December 7, 2019
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Oh shit I’m mangled
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Three definitions

1. Stoned

2. Blackout Drunk

3. That one song where Nathan Sharp kidnapped Matpat
1. Woah dude I was totally mangled that party

2. Nah man your mangled rn

3. You know that song mangled? Where Matpat was kidnapped of course! Why are you scared?
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Could be sexual, could be murder, could be a guy hookin up with a milf, but each thing is right and same as it ever was
This guy was mangled
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A man’s shaft that has been mauled by a dog
Have you seen the mangled
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A disease you contract from rubbing your genitals or any private bodily opening on a dirty floor, street or surface
She slid across the floor naked and rubbed her pussy on the dirty floor, she got mangles from it, that sucks!
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A disease you can contract from a dirty surface making contact with your genitalia or any private bodily openings, usually caused by a fungal infection, it can appear as itching, burning and redness
She was sitting on the floor butt-naked, she later found out she contract mangles, who sits on the floor naked?
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