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Keane

A wet cunt that reffrences chesunt to ‘nahm’ and likes to walk round like he is on it and makes the assumption that he has mental health issues. He is Also widely known as a snake which is a reptile that tells on people like a wetty. He also consumes a lot of snout and hasn’t breakdowns when without the use of Marjuiana.
Just a ‘Keane’
That boy is having a snout like ‘keane’
Oi hayes you got ‘keaned
That wet fuck ‘Keane’
by CrackingPlurs May 19, 2018
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Keane

A 6’2 greek god looking man who is amazing at discus and the third best ever at javelin.
Keane is so good at discus.
by Keane Fan January 21, 2025
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Keane

Damn son,he sure is a Keane.
by Nightswifter March 7, 2020
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timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose
Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.
by thebuster March 15, 2022
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Eddie keane

Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.

This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)

He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!

Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”

Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
Hey Eddie Keane why have you such a monotone?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Kean

Oi you kean
by Melia August 21, 2020
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Kean

likes to bully maz. also a qt
Kean is yes
by eelwastaken May 26, 2021
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