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Keane

50% smart 50% retarded
he get stupid and smart in different days
Me: have you seen keane?
You: ye hes retarded today

Me: k
by coolguy55659 February 28, 2022
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Roy Keane

The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
by ohgharold July 22, 2022
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Eddie keane

Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.

This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)

He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!

Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”

Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
Hey Eddie Keane why have you such a monotone?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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keane coggin

keane coggin is such a stupid ni-
by Bean eatin cleep monster November 28, 2022
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Kean

Oi you kean
by Melia August 21, 2020
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Keane Mikah

The coolest dude in the world. He is very loyal, smart, amazing at video games, and likes cute girls. Sure, he may be an asshole sometimes, but he’s a jokester. He lives in a society and says the n-word.
Yo, that cool dude over there that said the n-word, his name is Keane Mikah
by literallydlan1k October 28, 2019
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timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose
Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.
by thebuster March 15, 2022
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