talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.

Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.

by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003

talk to the hand

Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.

"She was frontin' so I made the bitch talk to the hand."

by James September 3, 2003

talk to the hand

something very stupid that girls do when they are feeling very bitchy and dont want to me talked to

wanna have sex??? omg boy!! talk to the hand i am not in the mood

by olithegoalie September 2, 2003

throw the hand down

To masturbate

My friends boy friend was not about so I told her to "throw the hand down" until he returned

by oceanoutback February 20, 2012

talk to the hand

An insult generally used by hyperactive Americans on Ricki Lake and other assorted talk shows. Most commonly heard from those that have no concept of grammar, this phrase generally follows the phrase "y'know what i'm sayin'"

"Talk to the hand girlfriend, cos the face don't wanna hear it"

by porcelina September 1, 2003

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

Talk to the hand

I don't care. A sentence used by people with limited intelligence and/or social skills. Probably they had cold mothers.

person: 'My Mum just died.'

retard: 'Talk to the hand...'

or

person: 'I want to kill myself'

retard: 'Talk to the hand'

by nooknoodle December 28, 2005